Are You for Real?

Are You for Real?



What do you know about the call center Industry?

Applicant: The call ctr. industry is booming out, side by side, somewhere else. (Huuuwhaaat?)

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Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days and I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)

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Applicant: It's easy to be a call center, just looks arounds you, that why i want to become a call center! (building ito!)

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Applicant: Oh im sorry, i sit corrected. (oo nga naman, nakaupo sha eh!)

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Applicant: Im afraid to dead. I feel that im not ready to die.

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Applicant: I usually play PS2 at night when there is no loud.

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Recruiter: You look familiar. I think i already spoke to you before. Do you remember when you were last here?

Applicant: I think months from now. (psychic ito!)

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Recruiter: Why do you want to work in a call center?

Applicant: From Manila Bulletin. (ang gulo... i drug test nyo na to')

Recruiter: Ah okay, but my question is, why do you want to work here?

Applicant: Well, I graduated from CEU with a course of blahblah..... (out...out...out....)

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Applicant: I'm a work alcoholic.

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Applicant: I'm the eldest and the only child in our family. (arrrgggghhh...ADIK KA!)

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Applicant: I'm a hardworking...(yes..please continue...)

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Recruiter : Can you give me 3 values that you can contribute to the company?

Applicant : As a nurse, we were taught at hospital 3 things ... TENDER.. LOVING ... CARE.. you get what i mean? (OH YES I DO!)

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Recruiter : Can you please count from 1 to 20?

Applicant : starting from 1 ma'am?

Recruiter : UH.. yes

Applicant : (clears throat) wun, chew, tree, four, fibe, zix, zeven, eight, nine, ten, elevun, twulve, thirTEN, forTEN, fifTEN, sixTEN, sevenTEN, eighTEN, nineTEN, tweyny

Recruiter : Umm... ok, thank you very much for interviewing with us ....

(NAHILO ANG INTERVIEWER)

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Recruiter : Can you please count slowly from 1 to 20?

Applicant : In what language? (ABA!)

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Recruiter : Why do you want to work as an agent?

Applicant : Agent ho?

Recruiter : Yes. Why do you want to work as a call center agent?

Applicant : Call center ho?

Recruiter : YES. This is a call center. My question is why are you interested? Applicant : I am willing po. (GRRRRRR!!!!)

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Recruiter : Why do you want to work in a call center?

Applicant : Because of the big bucks of money.. i want to hab a house